What car is most unstoppable in snow?

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12/17/2016 at 13:43 • Filed to: None

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No trucks or SUVs.

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Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 13:46

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Obviously a Subie.

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Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 13:46

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Back in the day (atuesday) my uncle had a vw diesel rabbit. Narrow tires light, low hp but unstoppable


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 13:48

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Kinja'd!!! jasmits > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 13:48

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The one with snow tires on it


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 13:49

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Back in college I had a 1978 Datsun 510 wagon with snow tires. It was amazing in snow and ice. I frequently passed 4wd trucks that were either stuck or spinning out. I once pulled an eagle 4wd out of a snow bank with my trusty rusty Datsun. Sadly I had to give it back to my dad and he gave it to my step sister, who ruined it.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > S65
12/17/2016 at 13:50

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What’s the second blue car?


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
12/17/2016 at 13:50

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[Froths at mouth]

[Collapses]


Kinja'd!!! RT > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 13:50

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Most rally cars.

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Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 13:50

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I’m going to say the Rally Capri. This is 100% untested. But it’s my answer lol


Kinja'd!!! S65 > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 13:50

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R34 Skyline GT-R


Kinja'd!!! RT > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 13:51

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The last true Godzilla.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 13:51

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Kinja'd!!! S65 > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
12/17/2016 at 13:51

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HOW DID SHE RUIN IT WHERE IS THAT CAR


Kinja'd!!! My citroen won't start > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 13:53

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Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 13:54

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Do you even JDM bro?


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 13:54

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My favorite Audi. The RS6 C6 Avant

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Kinja'd!!! jkm7680 > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 13:54

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WRX or B5 S4


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 13:55

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Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > S65
12/17/2016 at 13:56

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Sadly this photo is from bring-a-trailer. My datsun was a bit more used, but very serviceable and drove great. She ruined it by not putting oil in the engine, so it had a 2.0L seizure.


Kinja'd!!! hellriaser > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 14:03

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Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 14:03

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Our old Suzuki SX4 was an absolute blast to drive in snow and was unstoppable. The 4-speed auto was hateful in dry weather, but in snow it was geared perfectly.


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 14:04

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The Allroad was really good, you know, when it was working


Kinja'd!!! hellriaser > CaptDale - is secretly British
12/17/2016 at 14:05

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The maintenance is gonna be so scary on these when they are Legal to import to Canada. I cannot wait to be financially crippled


Kinja'd!!! OpposResidentLexusGuy - USE20, XF20, XU30 and Press Cars > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 14:08

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LS400. I swear.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 14:08

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Ha gust of wind from the front and you are stuck


Kinja'd!!! The Crazy Kanuck; RIP Oppositelock > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 14:10

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You are all choosing the wrong type of snow transportation. This maybe slower (and bigger), but it stops for nothing.

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I’m still within the rules, it’s not a truck or SUV. It is 6x6 Skidder.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > fhrblig
12/17/2016 at 14:11

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I had a manual 2010, and loved it. It was the perfect winter car.


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 14:14

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I’ve driven my 1973 Buick through many, many snowstorms and on some pretty hairy roads to boot. And only on all-season tires! I never used snows until recently. I have never been stuck in the snow, even that winter I had tires with almost no tread left... momentum is your friend.

Actually the only thing I could get stuck in the snow was my old full size Chevy Van. Even with snow tires on the back, it could get stuck pulling out of my driveway if it was a little icy. Pulling from a flat driveway up onto the crown of the flat road was too much for it. It was that bad. If I couldn’t get it out of the driveway, it stayed home and we drove something else.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 14:14

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V12, AWD, up to 13 inches ground clearance (adjustable)


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 14:18

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I promise you it’s a compact crossover, not an SUV.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > hellriaser
12/17/2016 at 14:21

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ME EITHER!!! A twin turbo V10 Audi Wagon in blue is all I want.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > Wacko
12/17/2016 at 14:24

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My mother-in-law bought one with the CVT and after driving it I can confirm that the CVT is WAAAAAYY better than the 4-speed, but I’d have rather had the manual.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 14:36

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I have rallied a similar Tercel through FEET of snow. These things are amazing in the snow.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee
12/17/2016 at 14:38

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haha I want!


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)
12/17/2016 at 14:39

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It was a joke.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
12/17/2016 at 14:41

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I will buy this car. How much for your car?


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > fhrblig
12/17/2016 at 14:42

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I always wanted one. And make it kinda rally-ish.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > RT
12/17/2016 at 14:42

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what size are those tires 145?


Kinja'd!!! Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 14:48

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*I assumed as much


Kinja'd!!! Tazio, Count Fouroff > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 14:51

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Looks lame but with locking center diff...c’est formidable

1980's Audi 90/4000CS quattro

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Kinja'd!!! gmctavish needs more space > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 14:59

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You didn’t say no buses

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Kinja'd!!! Probenja > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 15:09

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Air cooled beetle:


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 15:15

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Yours for the low price of $2500. $3000 if you want the engine put back in. It’s not legal for US import for another four years and a bit, but I’d be happy to look after it up here and make sure it gets driven for you until then or you forget you own it, whichever comes first.


Kinja'd!!! jasmits > gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee
12/17/2016 at 15:22

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Is that thing really that new?? Damn


Kinja'd!!! gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > jasmits
12/17/2016 at 15:24

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It’s a ‘96, yeah. You can still buy them brand new in Russia looking almost identical. Lol.


Kinja'd!!! Spoon II > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/17/2016 at 15:44

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I had a similar one in high school. That thing was an incredibly slow tank! So much fun


Kinja'd!!! You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 16:00

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This car. This car is most unstoppable in the snow.


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 16:12

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An Audi allroad can be stopped by many things. Broken timing belt? Yes. Leaking airbags? Sure. A turkey sandwich with just mayonnaise? Absolutely. But not snow. Until I got my FZJ80, the allroad was far and away the best winter car I’ve ever had. Crank the suspension up to 4 and have at it.


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 16:21

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Obligatory Volvo reference.

https://youtu.be/BhDPs0kkF5A


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > boxrocket
12/17/2016 at 17:14

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thats gonna be me flying through the air and landing in a pile of snow in walmart parking lot.


Kinja'd!!! Die-Trying > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 17:28

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ford model t roadster...... good in mud too.......

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Kinja'd!!! FoilyDoily > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 17:41

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Any of the Audis in my driveway with snow tires.


Kinja'd!!! tromoly > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 20:41

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School bus, duh.

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Kinja'd!!! Wacko > fhrblig
12/17/2016 at 21:43

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I have a cvt pathfinder, and so far I love it. It not a manual but better than any automatic I ever driven.


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Frank Grimes
12/17/2016 at 22:34

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I intentionally parked my Outback in a two foot snow drift today, just to see if it could extract itself. Powered out like it was nothing.


Kinja'd!!! Berang > Frank Grimes
12/18/2016 at 05:12

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Kinja'd!!! Dave the car guy , still here > Frank Grimes
12/18/2016 at 09:54

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Any old school Audi with selectable diff locks and any snow tire.

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Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > Dusty Ventures
12/18/2016 at 21:26

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awesome. I wonder if there are some smaller portal axles that will fit on a subaru?


Kinja'd!!! Dusty Ventures > Frank Grimes
12/18/2016 at 22:43

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Not that I’ve heard of


Kinja'd!!! bhtooefr > Frank Grimes
12/24/2016 at 13:09

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Mustang, on hard compound slicks, with pedestrians nearby.

The pedestrians will guarantee the traction to get started (the Mustang always finds a way to hit the pedestrians), the hard compound slicks guarantee the inability to stop it.